When you think about it Dorothy would have probably laughed, but not as hard as Sophia–man she was a pistol. Think of it like this, when a comedian dies, it’s god’s little way of being selfish and really why should he be the only one that gets to laugh. I think George Carlin for instance would be really pissed if we retired the seven dirty words in his honor.

I don’t really have any fond memories of Lake Placid other than giggling at Betty White cussing. In fact I’d like my time back–up until the point where she feeds the croc. I do remember watching the Golden Girls a lot with my grandmother as a kid. And well, they’re fond memories–so unlike my bravery when browsing Hulu the other day with the Karate Kid Cartoon–I’m going to let sleeping Cobra Kai lie this time. Ah, I think I just found where my subconscious added ninjas in with the Golden Girls. Oh and my Official Comedy Central Bea Arthur Roast Joke before I stop blogging: I’d like to think that if Kill Betty were actually made that Bea Arthur would be Black Mamba if for nothing else other than her giant man penis.

PS If you’re still hissing at me with TOO SOON!!! At least I’m not dry humping her coffin like T-Shirt Hell.

PPS If you pay overnight delivery on that sucker to be more comedicly relevant you’re probably are going to Tshirt Hell, to stamp prints of Larry the Cable Guy on Baby Tees for all eternity.

Footnote: Apparently Hulu links to karate kid on crackle.com, I was watching my Karate Kid minisode on the Ps3 in the living room (my cable box broke and decided to leave me stranded a week before my move.)