So before we start this blog, you need to watch this trailer:

Now then, I don’t know about you but when I saw this I was like:  “Holy fuck I’ve never seen a shark jump into a plane before.” I paused and thought to myself, “Well I have seen a shark hang onto batman while he climbed into a helicopter, but then he had bat shark repellent.”  Well sharks we had a deal, Batman diplomat of the people said stay in the water, now we’re sending Giant Octopus after you.

“Jumped the shark” in my mind will never have the same meaning it had prior.  Sorry Fonzi.  Oh man Giant Sharks, Octopus’s and Renegade’s Lorenzo Lamas.  He’s my favorite actor that’s name is pronounced the same as Llamas.  I’m surprised Steven Segall had the strength to avoid the temptation his bargain basement counterpart could not.  But wait, not enough star power for you? You’re saying even Snakes on a Plane had it’s Samuel Jackson?  Well then friends, what more could you ask for than 80s singer song writer Debbie Gibson.  In case you didn’t read Tuesday’s blog, I want you to know that I love me some bad film.  This movie gave me bad movie chills.  The above comic, is my childlike fantasy of being able to participate in a terrible creature feature.

Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus hit’s stores on May 26, 2009.  If you pick this bad boy up, please come back to this thread and post your comments.  As a terrible film enthusiast, I’d love to hear what you thought. For me, once I get my hands on the Dvd, there will most likely be some sort of Mystery Science Theater 3000 themed party in my home.  I just need to find a bad enough movie to open for this sucker so we can get nice and warmed up.  Also, if you haven’t heard of them yet, Mike Nelson from MST3K still does Riff Tracks for many modern movies that come out.  Give the Spiderman 3 Riff Tracks a watch and you’ll want more I believe the other guest heckler is Lowtax of Something Awful fame.  Guilty pleasures are important.  Don’t lie to me.   You know that car wreck watching part of you wants to know how bad this film is, and whether or not we get to see Debrah Gibson sideboob.

-Matt