I hope that if St. Peter tells any jokes about snatching a pebble from his hand, Caradine snatches out that motherfucker’s eye Pai Mei style. I like to think that if David Carradine was into some strange sex stuff, that wherever he is, he doesn’t give a shit what you think about him. He practiced his kinky shit in the closet of an expensive hotel room hidden on the other side of the world. I say he’s allowed to do whatever he wants in that closet as long as it doesn’t involved under-aged Thai Errand Boys.
And if he was murdered I hope he is haunting the crap out of the assassin. David Caradine was amazing. To think he’s in his late 60′s doing a monologue in a Tarantino flick while making sandwiches. I hope I’m doing something half as cool when I’m in my 60s–like making sandwiches.
I suppose he could have owed someone money for hookers and coke, but even then who kills a 72 year old celebrity to make a point? It seems sketchy at best the whole assassination theory, but who knows? People are weird–I hear some people choke themselves while they masturbate. Some gang boss somewhere might just be saying, “I killed Grasshopper from Kung Fu.” Then his underling says, “But boss he was 72.” To which the gang boss fires three times at the underling and everyone shares a hearty laugh.
For what it’s worth, I’m a fan. I’m watching the Kung Fu pilot tonight. Some of the people I make fun of most are my loved ones, I’m giving fair warning to those that would cry too soon: this is a two parter.
-Matt
I didn’t know there were red shirts in ninja society
Rookies always get the bullseye costumes… at least he isn’t wearing daisy dukes… or is he?!?!
Also, THANKS for the PENIS emails. I was wondering why I was getting those… it was probably Matt’s test to see if I was reading his blogs and editing them in secret…
BRONTOSAURUS!
Haha, Matt… half as cool indeed, that cracked me up.
Don, are you trying to say Matt, in fact has the Kung fu grip!? That is one hell of a forearm! Go easy on yourself there guy.
I checked a Donald Poquiz Penis google search we’re not even on the first page-makes one curious as to what’s on Don’s social calander. And Bango I’ll stop when I need a cornial transplant.
Nice catch bango! Lets keep it our little secret, yours mine and matt’s kung fu grip…. and by secret I mean i’ve got pix posted on all the msg boards M-4-H, M-H-H-H (oh ya three way…)
Please tell me you had at least a little bit of guilt on your black soul when writing this.
Yeah the whole time I was working on panel 1.
It’s called erotic asphyxiation. One of my friends has a real (but unsigned) death certificate with autoerotic asphyxiation as the cause of death on it. (his best friend works in a morgue)
Hi there,
I have a message for the webmaster/admin here at straightfacecomics.com.
May I use some of the information from this post right above if I give a backlink back to your site?
Thanks,
Daniel
Sure thing Dan, use the post and spread it around like cottage cheese with herpes!