I wrote last Thursday’s comic when I sat down Wednesday to write the blog for this one. I really wasn’t sure which was funnier, usually when I have two ideas for a webcomic I can pick one, but here I liked them both so you’re getting both. I was hoping there would be some further news on the David Carradine investigation so I’d have more to talk about here but no go.
Just remember if you’re going to choke your elf while you choke yourself be safe¹. Perhaps have a spotter. If the comic doesn’t work out I suppose I can always go get a CPR card and get a job as the world’s first Auto-erotic Asphyxiation Spotter. Technically it’s not just paying some dude to watch you jerk of, it’s paying some dude to watch you jerk off safely. Dear lord, I can’t wait to see what Google Adsense picks for this cute little blog. Remember folks, jerk often and jerk safe. Your body may be an amusement park, but be sure to pull the lap bar all the way down.
¹ “Your elf” was originally a type-o for “yourself” I left your elf because it made me laugh.
I think I’m going to have to start calling my wang my elf now.
Your elf.
*snicker*
hehe
“Your Elf”.
I hope this ruins “Santa’s little elf” for all of you.
I … hadn’t thought of it until now.
DAMN YOU.