http://straightfacecomics.com/2009/06/25/how-to-start-a-cult-step-1-uniforms/ Tue, 12 Apr 2011 23:39:49 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://straightfacecomics.com/2009/06/25/how-to-start-a-cult-step-1-uniforms/#comment-817 AFRowe Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:33:05 +0000 http://straightfacecomics.com/2009/06/25/how-to-start-a-cult-step-1-uniforms/#comment-817 If you see me wearing a Snuggie, a sideways trucker hat, and Crocs while eating A KFC Mashed Potato Bowl in front of a reality TV marathon, it is my way to saying I have given up all hope and I am ready to die. Even though I am not high profile for certain sections of hell I would like the charred earth in between the reserved spots for Benny Hinn and Bill O'Reilly. I also want Geraldo Rivera reporting the dramatics of the ass kicking I lay down on them from many miles away in hells safe Zone acting like he is getting hit by charred Snuggie and the blood of self righteousness. If you see me wearing a Snuggie, a sideways trucker hat, and Crocs while eating A KFC Mashed Potato Bowl in front of a reality TV marathon, it is my way to saying I have given up all hope and I am ready to die. Even though I am not high profile for certain sections of hell I would like the charred earth in between the reserved spots for Benny Hinn and Bill O’Reilly. I also want Geraldo Rivera reporting the dramatics of the ass kicking I lay down on them from many miles away in hells safe Zone acting like he is getting hit by charred Snuggie and the blood of self righteousness.

]]> http://straightfacecomics.com/2009/06/25/how-to-start-a-cult-step-1-uniforms/#comment-816 Matt Fri, 26 Jun 2009 05:27:22 +0000 http://straightfacecomics.com/2009/06/25/how-to-start-a-cult-step-1-uniforms/#comment-816 Rofl, hadn't really considered footwear options, this would be a contender. The Italian Stallion of Plastic Shoes. Rofl, hadn’t really considered footwear options, this would be a contender. The Italian Stallion of Plastic Shoes.

]]> http://straightfacecomics.com/2009/06/25/how-to-start-a-cult-step-1-uniforms/#comment-815 Derrick Fri, 26 Jun 2009 04:49:23 +0000 http://straightfacecomics.com/2009/06/25/how-to-start-a-cult-step-1-uniforms/#comment-815 No ass-showing uniform is complete without a trusty pair of crocs! No ass-showing uniform is complete without a trusty pair of crocs!

]]> http://straightfacecomics.com/2009/06/25/how-to-start-a-cult-step-1-uniforms/#comment-814 matt@straightfacecomics.com Thu, 25 Jun 2009 21:06:27 +0000 http://straightfacecomics.com/2009/06/25/how-to-start-a-cult-step-1-uniforms/#comment-814 My original Draft of this actually had 4 panels of butt joke where they discussed in the panels how many panels they could do it for without it becomming unfunny. They estimated three. Then there was a fourth silent panel. Don talked me out of it though. My original Draft of this actually had 4 panels of butt joke where they discussed in the panels how many panels they could do it for without it becomming unfunny. They estimated three. Then there was a fourth silent panel. Don talked me out of it though.

]]> http://straightfacecomics.com/2009/06/25/how-to-start-a-cult-step-1-uniforms/#comment-813 Sableazure Thu, 25 Jun 2009 21:03:55 +0000 http://straightfacecomics.com/2009/06/25/how-to-start-a-cult-step-1-uniforms/#comment-813 I thought it was Nick Nolte at first. And the thong disturbs me in many many ways I thought it was Nick Nolte at first. And the thong disturbs me in many many ways

]]> http://straightfacecomics.com/2009/06/25/how-to-start-a-cult-step-1-uniforms/#comment-812 Tina Thu, 25 Jun 2009 20:57:01 +0000 http://straightfacecomics.com/2009/06/25/how-to-start-a-cult-step-1-uniforms/#comment-812 I disagree with this representation of Matt. He has no back hair! I disagree with this representation of Matt. He has no back hair!

]]> http://straightfacecomics.com/2009/06/25/how-to-start-a-cult-step-1-uniforms/#comment-811 Bango Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:17:27 +0000 http://straightfacecomics.com/2009/06/25/how-to-start-a-cult-step-1-uniforms/#comment-811 Snuggies! hahaha, missed that the first time. Snuggies! hahaha, missed that the first time.

]]> http://straightfacecomics.com/2009/06/25/how-to-start-a-cult-step-1-uniforms/#comment-810 Bango Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:16:14 +0000 http://straightfacecomics.com/2009/06/25/how-to-start-a-cult-step-1-uniforms/#comment-810 How'd you guys get Gary Busey to come to your party!? Also, is Don raising the roof!? By himself no less.... BAD DON, BAD! How’d you guys get Gary Busey to come to your party!? Also, is Don raising the roof!? By himself no less…. BAD DON, BAD!

]]> http://straightfacecomics.com/2009/06/25/how-to-start-a-cult-step-1-uniforms/#comment-809 Jon, Emporer Fabulous Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:29:48 +0000 http://straightfacecomics.com/2009/06/25/how-to-start-a-cult-step-1-uniforms/#comment-809 I didn't want to know I didn’t want to know

]]> http://straightfacecomics.com/2009/06/25/how-to-start-a-cult-step-1-uniforms/#comment-808 The Nuff Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:03:34 +0000 http://straightfacecomics.com/2009/06/25/how-to-start-a-cult-step-1-uniforms/#comment-808 Hmmm...a thong and boy shorts. I never would have guessed. Hmmm…a thong and boy shorts. I never would have guessed.

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