Looks like we’re a good cop away from a good cop/bad cop buddy comedy.  Jeff Goldblum despite Twitter’s 100 percent accuracy rating is still alive.  If you hadn’t heard some douche reported that he was dead.  This subject then was twatted about until it forced itself into truthiness.  With great tweets comes great responsibility friends.  If you’re going to start a rumor make it a funnier one–perhaps talk about how Shamwow Vince killed himself drinking a gallon of Kaboom because he couldn’t live without Billy Mays’ competition.  Goldblum falling off a cliff isn’t funny he wouldn’t even have time to be befuddled before he smacked open on the rocks.

As of today, if you’d like an avatar of yourself drawn in the Straight Face Comics style simply promote us, then tell us about it.  If you’re already linking to us in your blog/forums etc send us a link.  Even if if you post us up on a college bulletin board email me a picture of it.  The first twenty people to promote us like this will get an avatar.  Avatars will be sent to you in either 200×200 or 100×100 jpeg formats.  If you have a specific/strange requirement let us know and we’ll try to accommodate it.  To accomplish this you’ll need to email us a picture of your face(or whatever face you’d like on your avatar) for Don to draw from once we’ve viewed your link/picture/Official SFC Trucknutz.

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