Even as a small child I always felt The Count was talking down to us. For some reason Cookie Monster’s loud yelling was so much more sincere. The Count seems like he’s speaking to the deaf or retarded. This is another Don inspired Matt edited comic. I always like these when Don does them, and not just because it means I get to write one less comic for the week. The collaboration is always fun.
The count is a douchebag.
I do find it amusing how quickly Elmo turned into a character from the Deliverance though.
You just don't go messin' around with a man's apples. The Count's down for the count.
It's the white patten leather shoes.
Stealing a Man's invisible apples is definitely a call for escalation.
Hardcore Hick Elmo thuggin it out
My bet is the count molested Elmo as a young muppet.
Relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM
That was pretty great. These are from Jimmy Kimmel no?
Unsure, I had a friend link it to me awhile ago and I lol’d.. this brought it back in my mind
Elmo must be a rich hillbilly cause he's packing silver bullets.
Silver bullets don't hurt vampires, you're bad at DnD and good at True Blood.
Van Helsing always packs a silver stake to stab the vamps in the heart.
I pack a big one
I'm proud of you Hilmo, you finally commented something besides, "penis". Ijavascript:%20postComment(1); know this is a penis joke but baby steps.
Straight up from the Sesame Streets? –Just going to leave that stinker right there.
Van Helsing as played by Anthony Hopkins, or Van Helsing as played by Hugh Jackman?
It had to be done, it was a crime of passion after 20 years Elmo is just tired of being counted at.
It had to be done, it was a crime of passion, after 20 years Elmo is just tired of being counted at.
Man, Anthony Hopkins must have been a scary Van Helsing. Haven't seen that one.
It's ok Sara, Elmo got him.
Anyone remember Bratz? It's like that but Elmo.
Count? Count this mother fucker. say hello to my lil frend
Note to self Elmo needs tits.