The ancient Mayan calendar ends in 2012. Many scholarly personages out there, bloggers and other various internet scientists, have there various takes on why this is, almost all agree that we’re all going to die in a hail kooky theories and drown in a pool y2k like prognostications. Here at Straight Face we ran this through our Gibson with two Playstations 3′s bungee cored to the sides–normally we’re using this contraption to find the Genome responsible for awesome. This allowed us to realize that not only was atlas real, but we were able to put together a preenactment model and that’s what you see above.
Oh, shizzle!
That's how it happens, you heard it here first.
Please tell me that is not 2 scoops of rasins…..
Those are two scoops of space raisins!
He needs a bigger planet anyway look at those scrawny arms.
This may explain why it was 105 in Seattle not too long ago…
You think the pink togas/loincloths cause the temperature to rise? Maybe.
Well, it looks to me like the entire PNW was palmed by non-phoHawk guy.
What's the white line around the sun supposed to be? Some sort of mythological Olympiadic space volleyball net line?
Panel divide line. However if you want it to be a net it can be.
Good stuff and again the sneaky artwork wins for best joke with the 2 scoops of space raisins! Good take on 2012. I saw the preview for 2012 this week and was wondering if President Morgan Freeman sexed up Hilary Swank to create this newest world ender. Personally my biggest surprise is that Nicholas Cage wasn't in the preview telling people it coming.
Nicholas Cage in Next
Nicholas Cage in The Knowing
In 2012 Nicholas Cage stars in "15min till the Fucking shitstorm"
Actual shit will not be fucked in the making of this film but you will feel like your shit was pushed in when you fork out the $50 movie night.
Thanks Matt and Don. Now I can't eat breakfast anymore w/o laughing and having milk come out of my nose.
World ending disaster is always better with two scoops of raisins.
Nick Cage films do it from behind.
Two scoops of raisins! I knew it!!!
Those damn Kelloggs Bastards!!
Whoring out the Sun to put the 2 full scoops of raisin goodness in every box to taunt the kids watching their Saturday morning cartoons….
If the bastards would have left the Sun alone, his hands would have been free to catch his friend the Earth and advert complete distruction.
I blame Kelloggs…..
{Shakes an angry fist} Bastards!!!
When a coupla guys, who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood.
You and Dana Carvey both friend.
We need to make an animated gif of Atlas doing the Carlton.
YES PLEASE!
I died when i saw the raisins
Is that because the Earth flew into the sun?