Flubbers the clown cured me with candy and good cheer, remember if you get the swine flu get your own magic birthday clown. I went to the doctor yesterday and was given a bill of 60% lung capacity. D+ isn’t a grade they like to just give out you know. This meant getting off the oxygen and going back to my day job. It’s nice to not be tethered to bed by fish tank tubing anymore. Today sirs and maams is a good day.




I can't stop laughing at this one! Nothing beats gore and candy.
Please let me know when you go clown outfit shopping. We need a video montage of outfit changes to SuperModel by Rupaul.
Suicide without a treat is just selfish.
Why is there a lime green car? And why is there a second one? Who is responsible for this?