Donald will do anything to draw my ass. We have a rough draft of a comic, where it’s just raining Matt Ass. We call it White Chocolate Rain. I’m on the comeback trail of the swine flu, as you know I’m back at work, but apparently there’s like a half pound of dried blood in my forearm. Apparently this is caused by nurses pulling out your IV like a feasting vulture. She’s a Harry Potter fan, and the motherfucking golden snitch is in my arm. I’ve been out of the hospital for about two weeks and I still can’t bend my arm straight. I’ve taken to calling my elbow the devil’s orifice. Anyway my new rule for going to the hospital, is shave me. I’m a hairy dude, and if they’re putting anything sticky on me, I will be clean shaven first. Hopefully this will keep the nurse from rocking the IV in out of my arm as if it was S&M Pornography.
What a strange world Matt lives in.
Nice ass, though.
Classic!
Which image?
Sadly most of this comic is true.
I thought his name was Tony.
Well I don't and it really hurts.
well… if it was actually a 2nd dick vs a painful blood clot…..
I don't think it's a second dick if it's not your own. Unless I guess it's the second dick in the room. I definitely wouldn't say it's the second dick in me, it's not like I have an inny.
Classic Matt is better than new Matt Imo.
He calls it his front tail.