What can I say about Twilight that already hasn’t been said? I mean they invented old timey vampire baseball and brought sparkley chests back to a non-stripper idium. You just can’t take that away from them. New Moon looks to be more of the same. I just hope they have more silent brooding this go around.
If you haven’t seen the riff trax version and you love yourself check it out here.
You have to make one sparkle joke when you talk about Twilight. Luckily I was able to recoup the quota in the hovertext.
Maybe it's because Colbert played it as the Canadian National Anthem the other night, but I'm hearing Celene Dion when I look at panel 3.
doesn't the sparkling only happen under sunlight?
SPOILER alert!!! we just gave away the ending before people actually go out and see it tomorrow night! ZOMG!!!!
also, this is what the actual broadway version looks like. Theres no singing because they're all brooding, but plenty of technicolor lights all over the place producing mood.
whoa a french user?! i think thats where .fr comes from, right? unless a clever french bot managed to bypass all our "security" commenting. WELCOME FRENCHIE or SMART BOT!!
Or at least make it ironic.
Or at least it'll make it Ironic.
I was with you up until the tonguing.
You should have seen Don's verson that was all tonguing and topped off with a werewolf BJ. Be thankful I didn't subject you to that. Thankful. Wanna see it?
http://www.hulu.com/watch/109657/the-tonight-show…
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go shar–er–wolves!
So when Don told me he was the to catch a predator dude….that was a lie?
So I have the doll now, I'm having a hard time finding my haha hole…