I have word from the Phillipines, and that word is “hooker.” According to Don the frugal traveler can find a hooker for about 1-2$, they may have Hepatitis A/B and or Taburculosis, but man what a price. I’m assuming the 2$ hooker has the TB, Doc Holiday had TB that’s a manly disease. Speaking of manly, Don also informs me that there’s a long standing Filipino Hooker tradition of being a surprise man, and it’s thought to be ok to keep this a secret as long as the client is drunk. Don has gone deep undercover to get us this vital info. He gets to charge 5$ though, because he’s not riddled with debilitating illness.
Gross
Go-Gurt?
Funny answer, so Jenn doesn't figure out what Don is up to. Real Answer: So people don't get the site blocked by their work.
There's gotta be one, odds are just with it. Go-Gurt and sex are probably never supposed to mix.
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