They say having nightmares about your teeth falling out is you worrying about aging. I’ve had them since I was about seven or eight. I have a hard time believing as an eight year old I had the vanity of worrying about my nineth birthday to come. Now I just worry that walking into a dentists office will cost me more than a transmission. I really have a hard time believing dentistry is a more refined science than auto repair. It’s pulling teeth out and drilling. Anyone that can give an injection, and ask ‘Hey asshole, does this hurt when I do this?” could be a dentist. In fact I’m going to start selling SFC Brand Home Dental Kits as soon as we get a store up.
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today's wednesday! thought it updates thursday
True. It only takes one to spoil the batch.
I was definitely straight faced after reading this one.
I wasn't sure, but after reading this comment I definitely know I have a fear of losing my teeth. I think I'd shit my pants if that happened.