Its beginning to sound like Christmas! No wait, that was almost three weeks ago right after Thanksgiving. Has everyone been good or bad? Well it doesn’t really matter when you’re Don, because Cthulhu will find him. Running gags aside, my Christmas festivities did include gift surprises… I grew where Santa brought you exactly what you needed and not what you wanted. I remember writing a letter to Santa, but I don’t remember what I asked for but I certainly didn’t ask for a drawing pad and colored pencils. I’m pretty sure at some point I asked for GI Joes, various action figures, maybe even a Hulk pillow (not Incredible Hulk but THE HULK of WWF fame) the one shaped like the wrestler… I know I asked for a 10 speed bike as well, but I received books, karate manual (yes pictures on karate moves, really helpful if you want to draw fight scenes), I may even have received deodorant. Santa was ahead of his time, how could a 9 year old know about BO and why was a 9 year old still writing letters to Santa? Looking back now, I really would have liked a HULK pillow… and a 10 speed bike…

Did you have any weird presents from Santa or nothing at all? Or if you don’t believe in Santa and the whole satanic religion, do you get any gifts during this time of year? What was the best present you received or can remember the most?