No good can come out of hiding things down your underwear. Whats next, sticking things up your butt? Then it becomes some sort of sin, right? Or is that only when another guy puts it in there for you?
While everyone plays the blame game on who dropped the ball on security, lets take a moment to appreciate the finer things that go down your underpants…. hemorrhoid cream, a hand not your own, not spicy food.
Welcome the New Year with something down your underpants that won’t explode like explosives. Well maybe not the runs either…
Truer words have never been spoken.