HAPPY NEW YEAR! I know my corpse had a fabulous time in NYC… In lieu of Matt’s fat eye condition, I’m adding my 2 cents. The days of ball drop malfunction should be behind us at this point and thats what they always discuss in those ridiculous time wasting segments if you’ve ever watched these count down to midnight shows. Essentially all the technology in the world always fails, no matter how sophisticated. Its probably because all that glitter and jazz stuffed into a huge ball just can’t be stopped similar to a primed blue ball in a no-touch rule strip club. Damn the glitter never comes off.
The family tradition is to watch these growingly inane countdown shows until midnight, we’ve come to just tuning in within the last 5 minutes rather than sit through all the time waster garbage. Laughable moments could be something to add to their segment instead of girating people as if this were soul train. The New Year takes on a whole new meaning when Ryan Seacrest takes up the mantle of the tweeting face of Dick Clark next to it. His face is basically making a squeal or chirping mouthing motion to talk, no joke, but really it looks like a joke. The man just won’t leave. Its not like Sly Stalones side mouth talking, but when you see it… Wow. This is usually when the execs and big suits upstairs usually say put that man back on radio, but his voice can’t even hack that…
Whats your traditional New Year celebration consist of? or did you just start one? Getting drunk and smashing things isn’t a tradition especially when you do it throughout the year.
Also as an added note to the New Year celebration, we’ve just hit 100 strips as of today! Thanks for the coming by and reading the strip let your friends know the degenerate activities that go on over here.
You guys….there's no words to say….
Especially since I can't stop laughing at each panel.
I was laughing right along with Matt as soon as he dropped the ball on Don… then he pushed it further with some necro-lovin and I just couldn't stop laughing at the absurdity.
I'm surprised there wasn't one slurred word by Dick Clark.
If you were on the west coast you didn't get the live feed, so you may have missed the spitting and gurgling sounds that came out of his mouth similar to that movie with Dennis Quaid mating with that alien in "ENEMY MINE" (google is your friend)…
This is wrong on so many levels…but it feels oh so right.
Dick Clark's puke face approves you feeling just right.
Congrats on the 100th comic, and remember "Every Senior Citizen Should Have Life Alert."
A momentary milestone, hopefully more to come! ALERT ALERT, this one is still alive.