This brings an end to our Matt is Pregnant series if you missed it, it started here.
I played a new board game this weekend. Those of you that have been reading for awhile know how much I love things that roll dice and end friendships. Board games allow for an oppurtunity to do both, it’s so nice when I get to play a new “fuck your neighbor” board game. The game is called Playing Gods, it was delightfully sacreligious. The minatures/the art won me over before I started playing. Whether you play as Chaingun Wielding Buddah, Scimitar and Bomb wielding Allah, or Cross to Bear Down on Your Skull Jesus, this game is a good time to be had by all but grandma. It plays pretty fast pace, as Jesus I was smote quite quickly. Then Moses revived me by bringing more christians back into the world, Moses also had a card that allowed him to remove 3 Christian Sects as well, so when I came back into play, I was Moses’ hostage/mercenary. I was able to steal the Christian smiting card from Moses, bring Chaingun Buddah back into play as my hostage, but it was all for not in the end Allah beat us all by converting our respective flocks. My friend Travis, upon his victory, was gracious enough to remind us to bone up on our Quran as we would be praying five times a day from here on out.
Quran, but we won't hold it against you. Did you receive your prayer mat yet?
Fixed it for you Mein Prophet.
I swear to god if Matt isn't a cyclops in future comics I am calling the god damned continuity police.
Depends, do you want him to be a walking penis or a one eyed monster?
Gross
Yeah I hate it when Jeremy makes that face too.
Does this mean Matt's getting a swaggering new eye patch? Or is someone going to say, "It killed Matt! That bastard…"
Just because my Xenomorph baby was born out of wedlock doesn't make him a bastard. By alien standards all the babies are from the same queen, she couldn't possibly be married to everyone she impregnates, she's a busy egg laying lady.
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