Miley Cyrus’ little sister seems to be standing up for the rights of pedophiles everywhere. That’s right, lingerie for tweens. And I thought it was creepy when people would start talking about when Marie Kate and Ashley were turning 18. Not much more to say about this, other than: man the Disney Channel is crap these days. I remember when they used to show the Gummy Bears. That is all.
After rereading this and reviewing how crabby it sounds, I’d also like to remind you to get off my lawn.
"I won't rest until barely legal means seventeen again". That's a funny-ass line!
thanks George, I'm gonna take credit for Matt's writing… hahahaha, thank you copy & paste text! unless there are typos, then it's all his fault.
Not gonna lie, when the opening line was Don saying what the fuck happened to your face, I thought it was in reference to your eyepatch switching to the other eye, then back again.
Wasn't….your mole on the other side?
I HAVE A MOLE????
rofl, who says it isn't?!
The fact that Matt's eyepatch keeps switching sides just goes to show that he's not wearing it because he's missing an eye. He just wants to be skull fucked by a goblin.
Why can't it be both?