We all cope with loss in different ways, some of us make 6 foot tall effogies out of human hair. What? Like you’ve never lied and told someone that the baby was theirs just so you could keep them even though you’d never had sex like Carlton’s girlfriend on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. You have no right to judge, I bet you were Carlton’s girlfriend.
Got any Mattsquatch to spare? I'm a little short
If this is a pickup line I am in.
If you've met matt, he's got plenty of hair to make the abdominal (not to be mistaken with the famous abominable snowman) snowman jealous. The abdominal snowman is just full of abs but lacks hair follicles. It was a tangent off the "Monster Quest" series on "Syfy" or was it history channel?
bonus pretzel for Fresh Prince reference.
Bonus is the best kind of pretzel!
I didn't know what correlation pretzels and the Fresh Prince had, but now I know. Thanks google or Thank YOU, Travo?
Turn off the google moderation if you dare.
And can you believe all that hair came from one winter coat shedding?
For every pile of hair you see, there's a pile of shame twice as high that you don't.
damn it!! the word "Mattsquatch" is my creation, I demand royalties!!
When we start making money I'll buy you a coke, also I thought Jason coined Mattsquatch?
good thing we never signed no contracts, intellectual property YOINK!