Easter has many mythologies surrounding it. This is ours. Every year Jesus and the Grim Reaper fight over Jeff Goldblum’s death and when it turns out to be a fake Reaps kills Jesus only to have him rise again. True story.
You can see how the longstanding feud started here!
I thought it was the Jews that killed Jesus. Does this mean that Reaps is Jewish?
That's how Jeff Goldblum ties in.
It was your lack of faith that killed him. If you believe and I believe and we clap our hands. He'll live!
does that only work for fairies?
I think Reaps is an atheist.
was really hoping to see a holy ghost mermaid, rainbow bunny will do though.
We gotta string you along, like real hot chicks.
BTW u know ur ad for today is scientology.org. You have the power to stop this.
Ug yeah, will have to do something about that.
Now its on age-ism. Great.
Maybe we should let the viagra spam bots through and then the ads will mirror the discussion from that. "Love Easter? well then we have something that will make your love for Easter BIGGER, 10 inches bigger and thicker!" and the fine print includes "no pumps necessary"
How's that extraterrestrial god ad doing now?
This almost makes me want to be religious.
Why do I get the feeling that the bunny is being forcefully expelled from God at a great velocity and will land many miles away in a bloody mess? And that the bunny realizes this immediately.
Now this is the most interesting, exciting version I've come across lately. I'm not even gonna ask where he hides the Easter Eggs.
I like how the ads on this page were for amazing bible software. I bet they dont come with bunnies.