Aladdin could have used some similar advice when making his wishes.
This weekend I gamed, I gamed hard. We played Fury of Dracula(amongst others). In the end I/Dracula was cornered in Hamburg. I had a card that caused a hunter to lose all their items if entering a port city. There’s a caveat that if there is an encounter in the city that the card doesn’t work. It was ruled at the table that my being there as Dracula constituted an encounter. I had planned to be corned, and to ruin Mina’s day by taking away the two sharpened sticks that had no business being on her person. I made a joke about how if only my customs officials could perform an accurate search I would have won the game. Tina replied with “What I’m hearing is: ‘If I would have played better I would have won.” This is Dracula’s 9/11. That terrorist Mina is always smuggling contraband around Europe and I’m sick of it. Although Tina’s trolling of me at the end of the game made me fall in love with her as much as it did anger me, so her faction remains the same and I can go another night without punching her in her sleep.
Seriously. You'd think being a kid he would have had some imagination!
kids have plenty of imagination, its the lack of vocabulary that prevents them from being smarter than they are. Or they really are just little midgets who don't know anything. Time to go to the elementary school and stalk children. I mean pretend to be a priest and ask them informative questions.
LOL. I used to love that movie when I was a kid but yeah, it's kind of a lame wish since it's going to happen all on its own given time. XD
tell that to emmanuel lewis of webster or gary coleman of different strokes. I was talking about the being lame part.
I wish MY carnival fortune teller had given me such sage advice.
We have a genie on staff here, we'll see what we can do.
Ours works for cheap laughs and some intentional chaos, kind of like Hank but without the intention.
I think the genie misinterpreted his meaning of "big".
insert viagra commercial and penis pump ad.
A laser shooting wang would be awesome. You wouldn't even have to hide the hooker's body.
I like the new layout. the 20d is classy
Thanks, we worked really hard watching Cliff work hard on it.
its a little more personal and less right out of the box. Cliff really worked his ass off in getting this it done and making sure it worked in various versions. Everyone using IE6 can thank me or am I the only one using this terrible browser?
d20!
Only you and the other financially trapped cubicle rats working at companies that won't upgrade their comps.
oh IE6…it needs to whither away and die…