We thought you may enjoy having excuses for being really crappy at games. I’d like to thank contributions from Mike, Derrick, Cliff, and Eric for their contributions. These guys used a lot more reasons about your mother, fetus eating and other obscure references than really didn’t make the cut.
In addition to this fun poster, you can print the friendly black and white version that will print on standard 8.5 by 11 printer paper. Download the pdf or check out the Extras Section.
To add some extra fun. We heard you like to play games, so we also created BINGO cards to go along with the icons from the poster, now you can play a game while you’re online playing games! Anytime you hear an excuse you just mark your card. You’re on your way to a Bingo of a good time. We’ve got two sets of 4 cards that you can print on standard printer paper and cut along the perforated lines. Download Set1 and Set2 or check out the Extras Section for both the poster and the card sets.
Print them out or send them to friends!
I would have won if I played better….
Was fixing my go cart…
lates applesauce!
My little brother was playing… I SWEAR
Oh man I feel a little dirty having left that one out. That's a great one.
u're the little brother!
That's racist.
I can't be racist! I'm a combination of all races…
LOL /wallpaper'd
And I've printed out a bingo card for LoL later tonight Matt.
BTW, I feel dirty for having said some of these things in Vent. I never shall again.
these were pretty mild in comparison… I'd list out the rejected quotes, but they're even more disturbing than that poo sock one… and the drawings that would have gone with them… this may as well be some S&M bondage with some Japanese game shows rolled into one.
Yeah–when I heard about your poo sock I threw up in my mouth a little.
I still stand by the fact that I lost due to the ineptitude of the customs agents.
I thought I was being original with my poo sock. Dammit.
This is an awesome list though! In playing FPS's and WoW I have heard a ton of these. This is my brothers account is very common with failed PUG players. Another common one with Raiding guilds is "damn my PvP gear is still on haha"
POOP SOCK! i don't think thats poo in there… at least when matt described it… it wasn't poo…
I like how the list isn't limited to just a certain kind of genre of gaming… well i guess all of these excuses don't fit the table top gamers, but if you were playing magic the gathering online… you could definitely use this list
thanks for the comment AFRowe!
there was a girl in vent.
wow… for some reason the girl excuse was missed… bravo Lawlren you just schooled these gamer geeks…
I hurd there were girls posting in this thread…