“I’m not a Jedi because I like the hum of the lightsaber in my hand…and I’m not a Jedi because I like being a Jedi. I’m a Jedi because the Galaxy needs Jedi.” This quote is from one of the many stories in the Starwars universe that fits quite nicely for the comic above. Whats your favorite ‘Jedi’ quote?
Horray! It has been one year since Straight Face Comics has launched! Just as messy and just as disgusting as a one year old except we can write our names.
Tributes to Filipino Prisoners dancing to Thriller and the Starwars Kid, if you’ve managed to miss these viral YouTube videos here you go.
THRILLER VIDEO
STARWARS KID




I really want to see a 10 minute video of Don flailing around now. Hopefully with a real lightsaber. I want to see some blood!
BRING IT ON AGAIN TWICE! : BLOOD SPORT! Baton Twirling Contest, Shield Guard TRYOUTS PUMP UP THE JAM IV. <look for it on straight to video release>
Don would be embarrassed for the first 2 mins then really get into the groove by the 6th min and then the momentum and steam will start to fade by 7 or 8 minute marker. Leaving an exhausted and humiliating realization at the 9.5 or 10 minute marker.
Thank AFRowe! its been quite an experiment and I hope we make everyone laugh or chuckle a little bit inside, that or just feel like they died a little bit inside for thinking of worse things we could have gone with a joke.
theres actually about 5 mins left on that time marker of the video, I can't imagine actually watching a video that long just for the sheer embarrassment of the person on display… Don would also own that Star Wars kid, except probably in an eating contest… or an ugly stick contest…