Be it hoax or real, there is a Joaquin Phoenix Documentary circling Cannes.  It’s been quoted as having “More male frontal nudity than a lot of gay porn.”  and someone dropping a Cleveland Steamer on the late great Joaquin.  As much as Donald loves drawing balls and dude junk in general, even we have to draw the line somewhere.  I hope you enjoy the two girls one cup reaction video approach here.

*We’re aware of the double this typo in the first panel.  Thanks!