I saw the preview for Karate Kid, and I started wondering why they’d port the brand new movie over to China, ususually the Asian trip movie is second movie in a series if not third. Then the answer presented itself in the form of a comic.
Also in movies, I saw Robin Hood/Gladiator 2 I’d give it a B-/C+ They simultaneously while making the Robin Hood back-story more interesting also made it more cheesy. Just think Robin Hood infused with dash of unneeded National Treasure. Over all not a bad watch, but I didn’t need to have seen it in theaters.
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Whoa Doctor Bob, its okay for fake people like movie stars to use that term, but you're real people now. Thats Mr. John to you.
Thanks for the alternate punchline.
Russel Crowe is going to find you.
More than likely. I hope he appreciates that generous B- I gave him.
and we'll hold hands and play red rover. Just like in the sound of music…. with Nazis.
Also, thanks for the heads up Jayce. We'll now be expecting Russel Crowe.
Born in New Zealand in '64
A hard headed actor named Russel Crowe
He loves to fight but he loves one thing more,
FIGHTIN' 'ROUND THE WORLD!!!!
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I love poetry.
This one made me lol the hardest.
I hope this lol'ing is contagious or at least an offer that precedes a question about how soft things shouldn't be.
Thanks for the comment Jon!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFlQNtL8F9s
Awesome, even includes Mr. B…. get the fuck outa here!
Apparently Will Smith was obsessed to get this made and of course get his son cast as lead in the film. I think Will Smith watched a Karate Kid and Gran Torino back to back and the idea struck the prince of Bel Air. Although its really going to be awkward to hear the song "You're the best around" sung in mandarin. Pat Morita makes a cameo. Apparently they dug up his corpse to play corpse #2.