Since I wrote this comic my favorite news source Jon Stewart said the scientists/powers that be have declared this the worst ecological disaster in the history of America, the previous of course being when George Washington himself cut down an entire cherry tree. This article here says 68,000 cars could have been powered on the oil spilled into the gulf. That’s more of an average though I’m ball parking it could power 80,000 Volkswagen Golfs, I’ve got a shirt that says Mathlete on it so I think I know what I’m talking about here. Anyway the only way other than boycotts etc to get through an ecological disaster of this magnitude for the rest of us is heavy drinking. I charge you with inventing some sort of creative shot and calling it an oil spill. Let me know how it goes and what you use.
Mathletes represent!
you know whats funny… i thought "what are the worst drinks you could mix to make something called an oil spill?" Jager for the color of oil and goldshlagger for the nasty taste… it has already been made and named apparently…
http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink5664.html
wow
I guess I'm ahead of the game. Heavy drinking was already on my schedule for the week. Er…I mean, month.
So wrong… yet so funny.
Straight face states…..Fuck you Oklahoma! Oklahoma is sticking its tongue out because while the Texans are working on the beach clean up they have time to out eat their southern rivals. Fatty dominance is on the horizon for the state that looks like a Pot Roast on a stick.