Based on his personal warmth and charm, I’d think it was more likely our dear Edward would be related to a zombie not a vampire. But here you have it on CBS no less “news” Sorry for the two twilight strips this week. We’ll stop soon I promise. However I think there may be a market for a regular anti twilight vampire comic.
Impossible! He should have been incinerated the moment he was under the sun! or does it only happen because of the way the earths atmosphere soaks in and sends out certain wavelengths of the sun?
Nothing is impossible in Twilight world. They just glitter in sunlight, vamps don't melt or burn… unless you go into the sun… then u're a crispy vampire.
Don't think too hard or that vacuum of space might just explode your internal organs.
Twilight is like soccer. Everyone runs around for 2 hours and nobody scores. Then the billions of fans tell you that you just don't get it.
Its called Football Jayce, FOOTBALL. The game you play with your FOOTS, yes I said FOOTS the plural of FOOT isn't feet, it's foots.
But they always score Jayce… always…
One day I'll have to watch one of these to figure out all the fuss.
You'll still be confused!!! If you love your manhood, you will defer to wikipedia or google searches and don't get further into knowing what tweens love because it will not make any sense.
Yes and no, yes and no.
A friend of the family shaved her muff to look like a wolf from Twilight. Disturbing days are at hand my friends. Oh and she is 58 just so you know.