It’s story time boys and girls! We brought out the expanded edition! Hope you like this style.
Who says dreams can’t come true?

Finally got around to addressing the whole cast being dead thing.  Hope you guys brought your vomit pales.  For those of you who haven’t been following Matt and Jeremy died a few weeks back, their spiritselves clearly don’t have any claw marks or alien eye pokes.  Off Putting Talking Dog is also back to what he does best.  Well onto some mature subject matter about death, dying and philosphy or more puke jokes, whichever comes first.

Matt’s Death can be found here! Jeremy’s here! Off Putting Talking Dog’s here!

Be wary if you’re in a neighborhood and you find cans littered about with holes in the top.

Don goes a little stir crazy when everyone else is gone.  This is a little nod to the Garfield Minus Garfield you can see the original version with only slightly insane Don it’s here! I think it’s awesome to see how Don’s art has evolved.  If you’ve never seen Garfield minus Garfield you can here!

Offputting Talking Dog you will be missed.  You said awful things for two strips and while annoying you made us smirk quitely.  It’s our hopes that you make it to that great landfill in the sea.

Jeremy imagines the darndest things when he has tiger teeth in his brains.  Don bet me I couldn’t kill off all three of our main characters in one month, I have one more comic to do it in and we all know Don is the most susceptible to death.  Plus I need to get him to the afterlife anyway or I can’t get paid.

Kevin Smith became a fat super hero this week.  Angered by Southwest’s “Get your fat ass off my plane policy.”  He went interweb Batman on them by taking the issue to the mean streets of twitter.  Good Ol Kev’s got something like 1.6 million followers that at the very mininmum tolerate his fatness, some of them understand that without his being fat a lot of what we love about his films wouldn’t have been there.  And even further still there are those of us that are fat as well airplane rides suck for us already  I’m tall too so there’s pretty much no where for me to go.  I’ve never been asked to do an armrest test either (this is the test where you lower the arm rest to see if your fat gut oozes over the sides of the armrest), and I can tell you that I have probably been both fatter and thinner than Kevin while flying.  Some people would say just lose the weight if it’s a problem, I say if you eyeball the guy and you mentally think the test is going to be close, why put him through the embaressment if his seatmates aren’t complaining? He passed the arm rest test, and they still yanked him.  Sounds like money to me.  It’s always money.

We take a break from our regularly scheduled program and bring you “A Message of Love.” You can use it as a belated vday card or to give to that special someone.
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I’d write a blog here but I’m dead and I wouldn’t want to ruin the effect.

-Matt

Ever get that feeling that you should try new things? Sometimes “new” things can be surprisingly awesome and other times it can be a terrible, terrible idea. I’m more of the mentality that new things should be experienced, to help you learn and grow. These experiences help you to make decisions in life, like when not to run after that ball in the street during heavy traffic time or when not to throw eggs at houses when your neighbor is outside watering their lawn (unless you run much faster). If its an experience that probably won’t threaten your life, you’ll probably be safe trying it at least once (I’m not talkin’ about anal, but if you were thinkin’ it…). Go out of your comfort zone at least once in all aspects of your life, but in moderation. “Moderation” is the key, even if it was a “bad” experience just a little bit of the challenge/situation probably won’t have an extreme impact that would send you to the hospital.

Try the exotic food, but don’t swallow everything (unless you’re into that… I haven’t tasted it but I’m pretty sure its sweet like the candy I eat). Go watch a hockey game, you may find something almost as exciting/interesting as a football game (not soccer, you janky brits). Listen to some Rap or Country, or even the oldies, it may make your ears bleed but you can honestly say you don’t like that kind of genre. Take a dance class or try yoga, even if you’re totally beat I’m pretty sure there will be something worth the effort. Ripping one in any of the classes during the silent moments could be embarrassing, but if you’re only gonna be there once anyway then who cares. I got a good chuckle after getting a good whiff of that deadly cloud and the look on people’s faces as it diffused through the class. (I haven’t been back, but the memory of their faces… priceless).

Good luck on trying new things. If you haven’t tried anything new, what kinds of experiences would you like to try if you weren’t set on not trying anything new? If you have gone out and been adventurous, what was it and what was your experience like?