We all cope with loss in different ways, some of us make 6 foot tall effogies out of human hair.  What like you’ve never lied and told someone that the baby was theirs just so you could keep them even though you’d never had sex like Carlton’s girlfriend on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.  You have no right to judge, I bet you were Carlton’s girlfriend.

I’ve faithfully seen every Kevin Smith flick post Chasing Amy, I discovered Clerks/Mall Rats shortly after Amy was in theaters.  I still have not seen Cop Out, I wanted to post a proper review here, but just like my dead comic counterpart I’ve been unable to attend.  Instead I bring a dead Corey.  I actually liked Lucas quite a bit, Winona Ryder from Lucas was my childhood celebrity crush.  I know the redhead from goonies was in it, but I’ve always loved the geek girls.  Anyway if you see a nerd in horn rimmed glasses make sure to lean over and tell him he’ll be in softcore with his best friend someday in Corey’s memory.  He would have wanted it that way.

I don’t know if you don’t know if you’ve heard, but the other day Conan tweeted: ‘I’ve decided to follow someone at random. She likes peanut butter and gummy dinosaurs. Sarah Killen, your life is about to change.’

Conan was right, she just got bumped from Larry King last night she went from a new twitter user with 15 followers she’s now got 24,000.  He created a mini internet celebrity.  We call this the Bill Clinton’s Dick Effect.  That’s when Monica Lewinsky became famous just for touching the presidential pee pee.  Except obviously in this situation it’s a little more innocent on all accounts.  We decided to go with a storybook style today and Don went all out with a triple size comic.

Congrats Sarah, hopefully you use your new found platform for something awesome. Take a chance and have fun out there!

Finally got around to addressing the whole cast being dead thing.  Hope you guys brought your vomit pales.  For those of you who haven’t been following Matt and Jeremy died a few weeks back, their spiritselves clearly don’t have any claw marks or alien eye pokes.  Off Putting Talking Dog is also back to what he does best.  Well onto some mature subject matter about death, dying and philosphy or more puke jokes, whichever comes first.

Matt’s Death can be found here! Jeremy’s here! Off Putting Talking Dog’s here!

Be wary if you’re in a neighborhood and you find cans littered about with holes in the top.

Don goes a little stir crazy when everyone else is gone.  This is a little nod to the Garfield Minus Garfield you can see the original version with only slightly insane Don it’s here! I think it’s awesome to see how Don’s art has evolved.  If you’ve never seen Garfield minus Garfield you can here!

Offputting Talking Dog you will be missed.  You said awful things for two strips and while annoying you made us smirk quitely.  It’s our hopes that you make it to that great landfill in the sea.

Jeremy imagines the darndest things when he has tiger teeth in his brains.  Don bet me I couldn’t kill off all three of our main characters in one month, I have one more comic to do it in and we all know Don is the most susceptible to death.  Plus I need to get him to the afterlife anyway or I can’t get paid.

Kevin Smith became a fat super hero this week.  Angered by Southwest’s “Get your fat ass off my plane policy.”  He went interweb Batman on them by taking the issue to the mean streets of twitter.  Good Ol Kev’s got something like 1.6 million followers that at the very mininmum tolerate his fatness, some of them understand that without his being fat a lot of what we love about his films wouldn’t have been there.  And even further still there are those of us that are fat as well airplane rides suck for us already  I’m tall too so there’s pretty much no where for me to go.  I’ve never been asked to do an armrest test either (this is the test where you lower the arm rest to see if your fat gut oozes over the sides of the armrest), and I can tell you that I have probably been both fatter and thinner than Kevin while flying.  Some people would say just lose the weight if it’s a problem, I say if you eyeball the guy and you mentally think the test is going to be close, why put him through the embaressment if his seatmates aren’t complaining? He passed the arm rest test, and they still yanked him.  Sounds like money to me.  It’s always money.

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