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		<title>Follow That Bird</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://straightfacecomics.com/2009/11/12/09-follow-that-bird/" title="Later Big Bird was seen kicking The Blues Clues Dog, and digging up and molesting the corpse of Captain Kangaroo."><img src="http://straightfacecomics.com/comics-rss/2009-11-12-09-follow-that-bird.jpg" alt="Later Big Bird was seen kicking The Blues Clues Dog, and digging up and molesting the corpse of Captain Kangaroo." class="comicthumbnail" title="Later Big Bird was seen kicking The Blues Clues Dog, and digging up and molesting the corpse of Captain Kangaroo." />
</a></p>In all seriousness, we love and grew up with Sesame Street and have a ton of respect for it.  It&#8217;s one of the children&#8217;s television shows that doesn&#8217;t seem to be making them dumber.  With the exception of Cookie Monster eating carrots, if I ever run into a puppeteer making him eat carrots I&#8217;ll break [...]]]></description>
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</a></p><p>In all seriousness, we love and grew up with Sesame Street and have a ton of respect for it.  It&#8217;s one of the children&#8217;s television shows that doesn&#8217;t seem to be making them dumber.  With the exception of Cookie Monster eating carrots, if I ever run into a puppeteer making him eat carrots I&#8217;ll break his god damn arm.  He&#8217;s got cookie in his name, he clearly eats cookies.</p>
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		<title>Math Jokes Gone Wild</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
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</a></p>Even as a small child I always felt The Count was talking down to us.  For some reason Cookie Monster&#8217;s loud yelling was so much more sincere.  The Count seems like he&#8217;s speaking to the deaf or retarded.  This is another Don inspired Matt edited comic.  I always like these when Don does them, and [...]]]></description>
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</a></p><p>Even as a small child I always felt The Count was talking down to us.  For some reason Cookie Monster&#8217;s loud yelling was so much more sincere.  The Count seems like he&#8217;s speaking to the deaf or retarded.  This is another Don inspired Matt edited comic.  I always like these when Don does them, and not just because it means I get to write one less comic for the week.  The collaboration is always fun.</p>
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