Apparently mothers like early American Settlers before them, are using pox filled blankets to infect children.  That’s right, little Johnny has been invite to the Swine Flu Partae.  That’s right soccer mom’s are having their healthy kids go over to the houses of the sick with swine flu kids to spread around the germs.  I can’t imagine what’s going through parent’s heads when they do something like this to their kids.  Then you see something like this. I hope upgrayedd finds these soccer moms and turns them out for a profit.  I mean I know it’s just a different strain of flu, but after my horrific hospital ordeal, it felt to me like it leaned more towards the Cap’n Trips end of the scale.

Donald will do anything to draw my ass.  We have a rough draft of a comic, where it’s just raining Matt Ass.  We call it White Chocolate Rain.  I’m on the comeback trail of the swine flu, as you know I’m back at work, but apparently there’s like a half pound of dried blood in my forearm.  Apparently this is caused by nurses pulling out your IV like a feasting vulture.  She’s a Harry Potter fan, and the motherfucking golden snitch is in my arm.  I’ve been out of the hospital for about two weeks and I still can’t bend my arm straight.  I’ve taken to calling my elbow the devil’s orifice.  Anyway my new rule for going to the hospital, is shave me.  I’m a hairy dude, and if they’re putting anything sticky on me, I will be clean shaven first.  Hopefully this will keep the nurse from rocking the IV in out of my arm as if it was S&M Pornography.

As some of you may know, Matt has been sick for the past week and any moment he’s spent awake has been used either eating a meal or making sure that meal found the appropriate container. This means he isn’t writing any new material and hasn’t been directing me to do anything and we’ve been riding the train of chaos. Sorry for the slow notices on the posted strips. I also can’t reach any of his frequently toured sites as my browsing is blocked. (It’s for my safety… really…) I ran out of his most current PAX exploits in yesterday’s strip. Luckily our guest writer, Jenn, stepped up and wrote this with me on our date. Don’t be shocked, yes I go out on dates when I’m not drawing. I know how Matt really wanted to get more PAX strips in, but unfortunately for him we basically wrapped it up for him. I think it’s a pretty good finale for the event and we’ll get back to normal with him writing the strip and the blog and me just drawing again.

Thanks to Jenn for the comic and thanks to Tina for having the fun in the strips.
P.S. BRONTOSAURUS!!